Who the FUCK told me to watch In The Flesh?!

Whoever it was; I both love and hate you!

And now, it’s past midnight and I have to be up to work at 10am but fuck it, Season 2 here I come!

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iwillneverbeyourfan replied to your post: iwillneverbeyourfan replied to your po…

Hahah OMG!!!! Please tell me you never let that friend life that down. One of my friends passed out half way through getting their tongue pierced I was pissing myself laughing. Oo, I haven’t decided what next one I want it’s like tragus or industrial

We don’t speak any more but when we were speaking, I reminded her of it every chance I could find LOL

If you do decide to get an industrial, I would suggest finding someone very qualified who has done them before. The same friend who passed out during my tongue piercing had an industrial done by the same lady who did my tongue but she had never even heard of an industrial before. 

I tried to convince her to go somewhere else but she wanted it then and there so the lady looked it up and said she could do it. She pierced the first hole with the long needle … and then continued straight on to the second one with the same needle that was still in the other hole.

It might have been alright if she didn’t need to bend said friend’s ear to get over the inner part of her ear. But instead she tried to like fold her ear in half while the needle was still in the first hole and then pierce another hole in the other side of her ear at the same time.Then once she had both holes, she had to try to get the needle back out and put the bar in … twice.

Oh god it was horrible to watch. I have never heard someone scream so loudly, I think she frightened everyone in the salon away =/

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Reblog if you believe that two people of the same gender should be able to walk in public freely holding hands.

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  • Anonymousu take a lot of selfies. do u think ur pretty or smoething? ur not
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    hi there, anon. i didn’t realize i took a lot of selfies. thanks for the info. so, your question was whether i think i’m pretty. you already answered that no, i am not. 

    and i have to agree, anon. i don’t think i’m pretty bc i’m not.

    i’m fat.


    i always have a double chin.


    i constantly look like i haven’t slept in a week bc of my dark circles

    and, i always look sunburnt. idfk why


    i have this white line across my nose that makeup can’t cover up 


    i have tons of wrinkles on my forehead. like what the hell? i’m 25

    also, it’s the size of fucking texas


    i still don’t know how to smile in pictures bc i hate my fucking teeth


    my feet are flat. my hips are huge. my boobs are weird. i am covered in stretch marks. my voice is grating. my ears stick out two miles from my head. i am always fucking sweating and i’ve been asked if i was pregnant more times than i can count. 

    so, you’re right. i’m not pretty. i can’t stand the way i look.

    which is why it’s so fucking important that i post “a lot” of selfies. bc, anon, you’d better fucking believe that if i look in the mirror that day and don’t cringe, i’m gonna take a fucking picture to save that tiny little second. and GOD FORBID i show the world that i posses a little self love every once in a fucking while. 


    that beard finally coming in? go ahead, bro. take a selfie.

    you finally got that piercing you’ve been wanting? not really my style, but you’re fucking rocking it. take a selfie.

    your boobs look awesome in that shirt? take a selfie.

    you finally lose or gain that weight you’ve been working on? take a selfie.

    your eyeliner look awesome? your new sunglasses make you look like  a celebrity avoiding the paparazzi? you killing that tux? you feel a tiny, rare level of self love? you always on a high level of self love? you just like your face? 


    thanks for the question, anon. this one’s for you.


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    i thinks shes beautiful in my opinion 

    This girl is my hero.

    Fuck yes

    Fucking get it!

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iwillneverbeyourfan replied to your post: iwillneverbeyourfan replied to your po…

Pressure blisters are hell on earth, mine won’t fuck off and I’ve had it for 6 months and the shit the pierces told me to do haven’t worked and I’ve just given up, I’m gonna live with it haha. Dumbest question ever but did the tragus hurt?

It’s not a dumb question at all lol 

I would be lying if I said no. Every piercing and tattoo I have had has hurt to some degree and anyone that tells you they don’t is a damn liar lol 

That being said, it’s really not bad. I had all of my piercings done (with the exception of my first ear piercings) with those long steel needles instead of the little gun thing, which I think helps a lot because the gun basically just forces a blunt post through your ear at top speed (like I was doing today lol) and the needles are obviously sharp and easier to get through the flesh.

I’ve had some pretty good luck with my piercings though. Never had pressure blisters or any infections or anything like that. About the worst thing to happen was what happened to my friend when I got my tongue pierced. So funny from my side though.

She was in the room when I had it done and for those that have it done, they will know that the second the needle touches your tongue; you cannot control the drool no matter how much you want to lol Then all that drool mixes with blood and it looks like you are pouring out blood from your mouth. This is wh they put one of those dentist bibs on you beforehand. My friend saw all the drool/blood and passed out … My only problem during that piercing was trying to hold still whilst giggling my head off at my friend lying on the floor LOL

Anyway, back to the question, I never really felt much pain with any of my piercings apart from the few seconds where the needle was pushed through the skin/cartridge. None of them were particularly painful, like unbearable or made me cry or anything, but the tragus was probably the most ‘painful’ of them all. That is to say, it was worse than the others but not dreadful.

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iwillneverbeyourfan replied to your post “iwillneverbeyourfan replied to your post: My plans for the next few…”

Ouchhhh. 15 piercings is what I’m aiming for haha I’ll never get there I’m too much of a wuss and I’m content with my lobes and 2 cartilage, which one has a massive pressure blistered behind it -_- had it for 2’years and it just pops up.

I have eight in my lobes (four in each side) which with the exception of the first two were all done at random times. I was the weird person who wanted uneven numbers on each side for a while there so I would get one done a on the left, then one on the right but then I would have to get another on the left to make them uneven and so on lol

Before I took them all out I also used to have my tragus done, an industrial in my right ear (which I count as two because they were originally two separate helix piercings done at different times, I just connected them into an industrial later on lol) my eyebrow, tongue, belly button and a conch piercing as well. 

Also at other times in my life (mostly in my teens when I also pierced my own belly button lol) I have had more helix piercings than I can remember but kept letting them close over =/ As well as a rook piercing, a forward helix, and my nose was pierced for about three days … I got a cold; it was gross. ‘Nuff said lol

Luckily I’ve never had a problem with pressure blisters but most people I know have, they don’t sound very pleasant =(

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It’s so sad that Turing couldn’t live with his own way of loving… it is Turing who needs to forgive, not for us or society to pardon him.

Benedict Cumberbatch

(Sydney Q&A, 13th April 2014. Oz Comic Con)

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iwillneverbeyourfan replied to your post: My plans for the next few hours.

why did you let them close up!?!?!? When one of mine closes up, I stab a sewing needle through my ear and then shove the earring in it. Less painful

I didn’t realise they had lol 

A few years ago I had 15 piercings all up but some of them were pissing me off - ‘Cause it’s super fun when you nearly rip your eyebrow out every time you brush your hair lol - So I ended up just taking them all out.

I’ve had the first holes done since I was 4 or 5 and they never close over, no matter how long I go without earrings. So while my tongue, eyebrow and all of the others closed over as I knew they would, I just assumed the other six lobe piercings would be the same as the first two. 

I haven’t actually worn any earrings since my wedding (March 2013) and even then I only wore one set in the first holes. But I was actually surprised when I started putting earrings in this morning, five out of the eight were either not closed over or only slightly closed over and didn’t take much to re-pierce. 

The other three have been a bitch lol

So far I’ve been getting them in my holding a piece of ice on the back to numb everything and then just slowly forcing the bars in. They were was only a thin layer of skin over the back of two of them but the last one is taking longer because it was almost completely closed. I’m getting there slowly, it’s nearly through now; I can feel the edge of the bar from the back now.

I would shove a pin in there but I’m a bit of an uncontrollable bleeder and also lazy, so I couldn’t be bothered to get up and find some tissues or something to clean up a bloody mess lol

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If anyone calls you out for wearing black or layered clothing during the summer look them straight in the eye and tell them its preparation for the flames of hell


That is the best gif you could’ve used omg

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